There once was a lady named Mel, Whose drama she'd rather not smell. With a spritz to stay classy, You bet your sweet sassy, She fiercely bid odor farewell.
We care about your health, your toilet, and this precious world we poop in. That’s why we use NO synthetic fragrance, parabens, phthalates, aerosols, alcohol, or formaldehyde—ALL stink-fightin’ good stuff (oh, and a pinch of magic).
Proudly made in the good ole' U. S. of A.